Fifteen Minutes of Shame Quotes
Lois: A good breakfast is the foundation of a good day.
Brian: And a bad breakfast is the foundation of indigestion! HEYOOOOOOOOOO! Hi, I'm Brian.
Peter: If you want an autograph right now, you either got to give me a pen or some snow.
• Vote for this Quote! • February 11th, 2007Peter: You know, some people think that dandlions are weeds, but, you know, I always think, who the hell decided tulips were so great?
• Vote for this Quote! • February 11th, 2007Peter: Woah! Is that really the blood of Christ?
Priest: Yes.
Peter: Man, that guy must have been wasted 24 hours a day, huh?
Stewie: It wasn't even about the eggs, really. Frankly, I like the yolks. I have no problem. There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me. And it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore. I sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult. And then I think to myself, 'My God wouldn't it be marvelous if i turned out to be a homosexual?'
• Vote for this Quote! • February 11th, 2007
