Fore Father Quotes
Chris: I don't think I like feet as much as you do.
Quagmire: Everybody likes feet.
Lois: Oh, look, Meg, it's your little baby booties. Oh, and your little bronze hat. And your tail.
Meg: My what?
Lois: Nothing.
Chris: Hey, dad, look! I covered my back with honey and now the ants are taking me home.
Peter: He does the same thing at home with Velveeta and c**kroaches. If you turn the light on really fast they slam him right into the fridge.
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Total Quotes: 3