From Method to Madness Quotes
Lois Griffin: Look at that handsome man.
Peter Griffin: You son of a bitch!
Lois Griffin: Brian, will you watch Stewie for a minute?
Brian Griffin: Sure.
Lois Griffin: And please keep an eye on him. Remember what happened last time?
[cut to Stewie jumping up and down on Peter and Lois' bed; Stewie has a normal shaped head]
Brian Griffin: Stewie, get down before you hurt yourself.
Stewie Griffin: Shut up, you're not my mother!
Brian Griffin: Good God, are you alright?
Stewie Griffin: Fine. Why do you ask?
[Peter and Lois are nude]
Meg Griffin: Oh my God, what are you going?!
Lois Griffin: We were wrong, Meg. If you like Jeff, we should give him a chance.
Peter Griffin: Yeah, and we wanted him to feel welcome in our home.
Chris Griffin: [walks in naked] Mom, I need new batteries for my Walkman. Hey, why is everybody else naked?
Olivia Fuller: Pretty exciting.
Stewie Griffin: What? The marquee or the other thing?
Olivia Fuller: Uh, what other thing?
Stewie Griffin: You know. The sex... with Simon. Why else would your name be first?
Olivia Fuller: Well, it's obvious. You know. Lead with strength, put your best foot forward, et cetera, et cetera.
Stewie Griffin: So the sex was good?
Olivia Fuller: Oh, shut up, egotistical jerk!
Stewie Griffin: You shut up, you sap bellied strumpet!
Olivia Fuller: Blimp-headed jackass!
Stewie Griffin: Mealy-mouthed crotch pheasant!
Peter Griffin: Meg, how could you bring that naked kid into our house?
Meg Griffin: Because I like him! He remembers my name!
Lois Grifffin: So, Meg, did any of the neighbors see Jeff come over?
Meg Griffin: Mom! Come on, Jeff, let's go in the other room.
Lois Griffin: Now, Meg, no need to get all testes... uh, testy! Oh, nuts. I mean, crap!
Stewie Griffin: I'd love to stay and chat but you're a total bitch.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 9th, 2007 Olivia Fuller: You are the weakest link, goodbye! [laughter]
Stewie Griffin: Ha ha ha! Oh gosh, that's funny! That's really funny. Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. You are the weakest link, goodbye. You know, I've, I've never heard anyone make that joke before. Hmm. You're the first. I've never heard anyone reference, reference that outside the program before. Because that's what she says on the show right? Isn't it? You are the weakest link goodbye. And, and yet you've taken that and used it out of context to insult me in this everyday situation. God, what a clever, smart girl you must be, to come up with a joke like that all by yourself. Hmm. That's so fresh too. Any, any Titanic jokes you want to throw at me too as long as we're hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity, hmm? 'Cause I'm ri... I'm here. God, you're so funny!
Stewie Griffin: Oh, splendid. This calls for a sexy party!
• Rating 4.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 9th, 2007 Chris Griffin: BOOBIES!
Lois Griffin: Chris, that's enough! Well, I'm sure glad to be out of there!
Peter Griffin: You said it, Lois. What those people are doing just ain't natural.
Chris Griffin: BOOBIES!
Lois Griffin: Did you hear me, young man?
Meg Griffin: I don't know what the big deal was. I thought they were nice.
Chris Griffin: BOOBIES!
