Hell Comes to Quahog Quotes (Page 2)
Joe Swanson: Oh, Wow. Wow, if I were a woman, I would press my bare boobs up against glass in public just for the SEXUAL THRILL! THE SEXUAL THRILL!!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 24th, 2007 Peter Griffin: It's alright. We'll just move the party to the skating rink. Who's sober enough to drive? Uh, okay, who's drunk, but that special kind of drunk where you're a better driver because you know you're drunk? You know, the kind of drunk where you probably shouldn't drive, but you do anyway because, I mean, come on, you got to get your car home. Right? I mean, I mean, what do they expect me to do, take a bus? Is that what they want? For me to take a bus? Well, screw that! YOU take a bus.
Cleveland Brown: I'm that kind of drunk.
Peter Griffin: Shotgun!
Horace: Hey, Peter, Lois called to remind you to pick up Meg at the roller rink.
Joe Swanson: No!
Glenn Quagmire: Oh, we're just getting started!
Cleveland Brown: Oh, Meg is my least favorite of all your children.
