I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar Quotes
Stewie: You know, it is so fashionable to take a shot at Jay Leno. Look, the fact is the man is out there every bloody night with fresh material and he's charming.
• Vote for this Quote! • February 10th, 2007Meg: I don't get it, mom, if you're so mad at dad for wrecking your show, why did you come to opening night?
Lois: I came because I love the theater. I mean, if I just came here to enjoy watching your father be humiliated when this asinine spectacle of his is ridiculed by everyone in town, what kind of person would I be?
Chris: A bitch.
Peter: What am I supposed to do with all my great ideas? Put 'em in a tub and clean myself with them? That's what soap is for, Lois.
• Vote for this Quote! • February 10th, 2007Diane Simmons: Tom, I'm getting late word that you're a petty, jealous closet-case.
Tom Tucker: Bit of breaking news, we now go live to Diane being a bitch. Diane.
Peter: Lois, less talkie more fetchie.
Lois: I'm just gonna assume that's Chinese for 'I love you.'
Lois: You gave up a boat for free tickets to a crappy comedy club!
Peter: Come one, Lois, you're acting like this is the first time I ever did something stupid.
Peter: If I wasn't so sure you were a lesbian, I'd say you were coming on to me.
• Vote for this Quote! • February 10th, 2007Lawyer: Peter, Sarah has decided to press sexual harrasssment charges against you.
Peter: Sarah...Is that the one we video taped taking a dump?
Peter (to a bus load of girls): I'll be Charlie and all of you can be my angels. Except you. You be Bosley.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • February 10th, 2007Peter: Women are not people, they are devices built by our Lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment.
• Rating 4.5 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • February 10th, 2007