I Take Thee Quagmire Quotes (Page 2)
Lois Griffin: Oww, damn... that hurts.
Brian Griffin: What happened?
Lois Griffin: I was breast feeding Stewie and he bit me again. I think he might have even broken the skin.
Brian Griffin: I see. Uhm... maybe I should, uh, you know, uh, look at it. Uh... I, uh, I, I have seen a lot of medical shows.
Lois Griffin: You see, the areola is very tender here, and I think one of his new teeth may have bitten down right on the duct.
Brian Griffin: [stares at her breasts] I'm sorry, what?
Lois Griffin: I don't know what to do Brian. Breast feeding is just so painful since Stewie's teeth are coming in. Now I know how Alec Baldwin feels when he feeds his brothers.
[cut to Alec Baldwin breast-feeding his brothers]
Alec Baldwin: There you go, there you go. Eat up, Stephen, you're the weakest.
Lois Griffin: Oh, sweetie, you look so handsome on TV!
Brian Griffin: I can't believe you actually won! But I suppose it's not the strangest thing I've seen on a game show... like when Adam West was on Jeopardy!
[cut to Jeopardy!]
Alex Trebek: All right, players, the answer once again is, "It was the first spacecraft to land on the surface of Mars." Adam, what was your response... "Kebert Xela." [Trebek mysteriously vanishes]
Mayor Adam West: Only saying his name backwards can send him back to the fifth dimension where he belongs.
Peter Griffin: Hey, how much for that fat guy in the circle? I don't see a price tag on that.
Pat Sajak: That's you.
Peter Griffin: Oh, oh, embarrassing. Eh, okay. Well in that case, I'll take the rest on a gift certificate.
Pat Sajak: All right, Peter, you've made it to the bonus round, congratulations.
Peter Griffin: Thanks, Regis.
Pat Sajak: Okay, the category is "Actor and Show," so we need five consonants and a vowel.
Peter Griffin: Uh, okay, um... Z, 4, Q... another Q... uh... a third Q, and the Batman symbol.
Pat Sajak: Okay, no help there, um, 15 seconds, if you want to take a shot at it, talk it out.
Peter Griffin: Is it Alex Karras in Webster?
Pat Sajak: I... don't... believe it?
Peter Griffin: OH MY GOD, I JUST TOOK A SHOT IN THE DARK! Holy crap!
