Lethal Weapons Quotes (Page 2)
Peter Griffin [about Lois]: She floats like a butterfly, and stings like when I pee!
• Vote for this Quote! • July 5th, 2007Peter Griffin: I got an idea... an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 5th, 2007 Glenn Quagmire: Hey honey, why don't you turn around and show me the Lower East side?
Transvestite [deep voice]: Sure.
Glenn Quagmire: WHOA! Transvestite! Back off! Wait a sec, pre-op or post-op?
Transvestite: Pre-op.
Glenn Quagmire: WHOA! Transvestite! Back off!
Cleveland Brown: Public urination is just wrong. Except during the Million Man March when protesters burned Porta Potties. Then I used my stream of justice to put out the hate.
• Rating 4.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 5th, 2007 Peter Griffin: [as two New Yorkers begin to feud at church] Fellas, this is God's house... and the Patriots kick off in about 45 minutes, so can we move this along?
New Yorker: Patriots suck!
Diane Simmons: Good evening. Tonight's top story. Quahog is infested with loud, hairy creatures, also known as "New Yorkers."
Tom Tucker: They migrate north every autumn to see the foliage. I think I speak for all of us when I say that New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
