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Woman: Wow, you're really good at this game!
Peter Griffin: Yeah, I've logged a lot of game hours on Menstural Ms. Pac-Man.
[cut to Ms. Pac-Man eating her way across the screen, with ghosts following her. Suddenly she turns at them]
Ms. Pac-Man: WHAT?! WHAT?!
Red Ghost: Geez.
Orange Ghost: Nothing.
Purple Ghost: Bitch!

  • Vote for this Quote! • July 26th, 2007


Brian Griffin [to 18-year-old Lois]: Could I Wham my Oingo Boingo into your Velvet Underground?

  • Rating 4.9 / 5Vote for this Quote! • July 26th, 2007


Lois Pewterschmidt [in 1984]: Peter and I are going to see Zapped! I figured Scott Baio was androgynous enough that we could both fantasize about him and no one would be gay.

  • Rating 5.0 / 5Vote for this Quote! • July 26th, 2007


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