Model Misbehavior Quotes
Brian Griffin: That was you in disguise.
Stewie Griffin: No it wasn't.
Brian Griffin: Yes it was.
Stewie Griffin: No it wasn't.
Brian Griffin: Fine, it wasn't.
Stewie Griffin: HA! It was!
Lois Griffin: Dinner's almost ready, kids!
Peter Griffin: Wow, Lois, look at you! You're like Britney Spears! Except you're not a fat guy. [doorbell rings]
Lois Griffin: I'll get it!
Meg Griffin: Dad. How could you be okay with Mom parading herself around like this? I mean, she's half naked! It makes all women look bad.
Peter Griffin: Meg...who let you back in the house?
Stewie Griffin: Oh, Brian, there you are. Uh, can I talk to you about something?
Brian Griffin: Uh, yeah, what is it?
Stewie Griffin: That coffee mug you have on your desk that says "Life's a Beach"...um...that's dangerously close to the word "bitch," isn't it?
Brian Griffin: Uh, yeah, that's the joke.
Stewie Griffin: Oh, absolutely, and-and nobody appreciates a joke like Stewie. And, uh, y'know between you and me I think it's a stitch. But some of the other employees have found it offensive.
Brian Griffin: Other employees? Who else works here besides me?
Stewie Griffin: [pointing in Brian's face] FUCK YOU, that's who works here!!
Lois Griffin: I'm gonna become a model!
Peter Griffin: Hey, that's fantastic Lois, and I'll pleasure myself to your photos.
Chris Griffin: Me too!
Meg Griffin: Me too!
Peter Griffin: Oh, oh God, Meg, that's sick! That's your mother!
Meg Griffin: I'm just trying to fit in.
Peter Griffin: Get out! Get out of this house! [punches a hole in the wall] I said NOW!
Lois Griffin: Hey everybody. Wait til you see this.
Peter Griffin: Oh my God! Movable printed type. We must keep this from the serfs, lest they gain literacy and threaten the landed gentry.
Serf: What have you got there, my lord?
Peter Griffin: Nothing! Back to your turnips!
Peter Griffin: So, uh, Mr. Pewterschmidt, the, uh, big race is tomorrow, eh? Bet you're gonna need some big strapping men to help you with your boat.
Carter Pewterschmidt: Are you calling me gay?
Peter Griffin: No. No. I just... I just thought you might want some extra seamen on your, uh, on-on-on your poop deck.
Meg Griffin: Wow! This looks just like my room at home.
Lois Griffin: Yeah, except for all the trophies and pictures of friends...
Stewie Griffin: Hmm, that's the second most impressive trophy I've ever seen.
[cut to Stewie presenting a Grammy award]
Stewie Griffin: And the Grammy for Album of the Year goes to... Justin Timberlake. [Justin Timberlake walks up, waving to the cheering audience. Stewie hits him with the Grammy, knocking him out] Ha! It actually goes to Nelly... Nelly.
Brian Griffin: You... you cannot tell them about this, please. Peter's not very discreet with private matters.
[cut away to overhead shot of Spooner Street]
Peter Griffin: Hey everybody! Meg just had her first period!
Joe Swanson: PETER! SHUT UP! IT'S THREE IN THE MORNING!!
Cleveland Brown: What the hell's going on out there?
Glenn Quagmire: Damn it! People are trying to sleep!
Peter Griffin: I'm just saying I'm proud of her! She's a woman! Yay!
Glenn Quagmire: Yes, Peter, that's very hot and I'll deal with it in the morning, but right now I am exhausted!
