Mother Tucker Quotes
Cleveland Brown: It's Magic Hour with Dark Chocolate...
Glenn Quagmire: And the Rod!
Radio Voiceover: IN ROD WE TRUST! 97.1! Giggidy - Giggidy - Goo!
Peter Griffin: Huh, I guess I've learned a little something about what it means to be a good dad.
Chris Griffin: Hey, Dad, you wanna play baseball?
Peter Griffin: Oh, my God, could you leave me alone? You are the neediest kid!
Joe Miller: After all, AIDS is a deadly, incurable disease. But however you come to judge the behavior of Charles Wheeler and his partners in moral, ethical, and human terms, when they fired Andrew Beckett because he had AIDS, they broke the law.
Brian Griffin: [horrified] My god, what is wrong with you?
Tom Tucker: I heard you like milkshakes.
Peter Griffin: Oh, boy, do I!
Tom Tucker: Let's go get ourselves a shake, huh?
Peter Griffin: Yeah!
Chris Griffin: I want to get a milk shake too!
Peter Griffin: Too bad - go get your own father.
Thelma Griffin: [on the phone] Hello?
Peter Griffin: Uh, hello, yes, this is... uh... this is Tom Tucker's personal physician, Dr. T and the Women. Um, could you tell Tom his contagious penis cancer medicine is ready?
Thelma Griffin: Is this Peter?
Peter Griffin: Uh, no, it's, uh, uh, Lois. Uh, Lois, don't crank call my mother! I'm gonna have to pinch you for that!
Lois Griffin: Ow! Peter, Don't pinch me! Ow! Stop it! Ow!
Peter Griffin: Ow! Damn it! Cut it out! Maybe I'll tickle you, huh? How about that?
Brian Griffin: Alright, look, let's get one thing straight, Stewie. The only reason you're here is that my boss ordered me to bring you on. Alright? This is my show, and it's a serious intellectual hour of discussion, and I want to keep it that way.
Stewie Griffin: Hey, no problem.
Brian Griffin: Alright, in three, two one! [on air] This is the lunch hour, with your host-
Stewie Griffin: HEYYYYYYYYYYY, WHAT'S UP, QUAHOG?! From the station that reaches the beaches, you're listening to Dingo and the Baby!
Lois Griffin: Oh, you can overcome shyness. Just think about the spider in Charlotte's Web who had to overcome Tourette's
[cut to the barn where Fern is walking towards the shed and sees Charlotte wrote "whore" in her web]
Brian Griffin: Well, I guess Stewie couldn't be any worse than Tim McCarver is at sportscasting.
[cut to Tim McCarver sportscasting]
Tim McCarver: In my view, as good as the Yankees were in the first half of this game, that's how as bad they've been now.
Brian Griffin: Whoa! Sometimes the, uh, crazy ones get through. OK, we have Rose from Cranston on the phone. Welcome, Rose, can I take your order?
Stewie Griffin [on the phone in falsetto voice]: Um, yes, that turkey... that raw turkey that you ate off the counter last week that got Lois mad: When you pooped that out, was the timer still in there?
Brian Griffin: Hi there. I'm Brian Griffin, and you're listening to The Lunch Hour, serving up food for the mind. Today's entrée is politics. What's on your mind today? The governor's budget? Stem cell research? Give us a hot spoonful of your opinion. OK, we have a question from Quahog. Caller, you're on The Lunch Hour. Can I take your order?
Stewie Griffin [on the phone]: Yes, uh, I'll have a big helping of the pretentious crap.
