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Brian Knows All

Peter Griffin: Alright Gibson, I want my wife back, or a woman of equal physical attractiveness.

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[on Mt. Rushmore]
Lois Griffin: OH, PETER!
Peter Griffin: YES!
George Washington: Hey, hey, Jefferson, check it out! Chick getting nailed on my head.
Thomas Jefferson: Sweet. Hey Teddy, pass the word down to Frankenstein.
Abraham Lincoln: Oh. Ha ha.

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Peter Griffin: Uh, excuse me, I'm Mel Gibson, here for they key to my specially-reserved room.
Hotel manager: You're Mel Gibson?
Peter: Yes, I've put on a few pounds for my next role. I play Peter Griffin, a heroic warrior who defied the English to free England from the English.

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Brian Griffin: Oh man, look at that kid. That is one ugly eighth-grader.
Herbert: You don't wanna hurt yourself dancin'. Make sure you stretch out those creamy hamstrings.

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Tricia Takanawa: Diane, I am standing outside of The Park Barrington Hotel because they don't allow Asians inside.

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Brian Griffin: Hey, uh, you two better settle down. Chris, give Meg her hat.
Chris Griffin: I don't have to listen to you! You're a dog! You don't have a soul.
Brian Griffin: Ow.
Stewie Griffin: Don't take that! Raise your voice to them.
Brian Griffin: HEY! Knock it off!

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TV Announcer: And now, back to Two and a Half Men.
[the screen shows two men and another man with his legs cut off, all three screaming and moving around in pain]
Half Man: Kill me! Please!
Meg Griffin: Turn it, Chris! I want to watch George Lopez.
Chris Griffin: That show only furthers the stereotype that George López is funny.

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Chris Griffin: What good is mining nose gold if I can't share it with the townspeople?!

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Stewie Griffin: You know, Brian, if I choose to make stool in my pants right now, you're the only one here to change me. What do you think of that, hmm?
Brian Griffin: I'm not going to change you.
Stewie Griffin: What?
Brian Griffin: I said, I'm not going to change you.
Stewie Griffin: Well, you can't be serious. Well, what if, what if I make a fudgie? Oh, well, I just won't. I just won't, that's all. I just won't. Blast! I just did!

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Lois Griffin: Honey, whadaya say we, uh, christen these new sheets, huh?
Peter Griffin: Why Lois Griffin, you naughty girl!
Lois Griffin: That's me!
Peter Griffin: You dirty hustler!
Lois Griffin: [laughs]
Peter Griffin: You filthy, stinky prostitute!
Lois Griffin: [annoyed] Ok, I get it.
Peter Griffin: You foul, venereal disease-carrying, street walking whore!
Lois Griffin: All right, that's enough!

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