One If by Clam, Two If by Sea Quotes (Page 2)
Cleveland Brown: The only British idiom I know is that fag means cigarette.
Peter Griffin: Well, someone tell this cigarette to shut up.
Bartender: Evening, gents! How about a nice warm lager?
British Man #1: And help yourself to a packet of crisps.
British Man #2: You're a ruddy nice plum pudding!
Peter Griffin: Holy crap! It's a gay bar!
Diane Simmons: Well, Hurricane Norman is beginning to pound Quahog. We now go live to Asian reporter Tricia Takanawa for a look at how locals are dealing with the imminent disaster. Tricia?
Tricia Takanawa: Diane, I am here in... [gets knocked away by a car]
Diane Simmons: Thank you, Tricia.
Peter Griffin [in his sleep]: Oh, Jeni...Jeni...oh yeah, Jeni, don't stop...[Lois wakes up and glares angrily] Oh, Richard Jeni, your HBO Comedy Specials have brought pleasure to millions. [Lois smiles in relief and goes back to sleep] And what a sweet ass.
• Rating 3.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 5th, 2007Peter Griffin: Relax, Chris, nothing bad ever happens when you're asleep. In fact, sometimes good things can happen.
• Rating 2.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 5th, 2007Glenn Quagmire: Here's to The Drunken Clam, boys, where they don't ask for proof of age and neither do I!
• Rating 3.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 5th, 2007
