Patriot Games Quotes
[Meg and Lois are peeping at Tom Brady taking a shower]
Meg Griffin: Mom, let me look!
Lois Griffin: Meg, stop shoving. You wouldn't even know what to do with it.
Meg Griffin: He's closer to my age, you cow!
Stewie Griffin: What the hell is this?
Lois Griffin: Oh, hi, Stewie. W-we were just leaving.
Stewie Griffin: [takes a look in the hole in the wall] I say, what the Devil is all the fuss about. I don't get it, what's in the.... Bing-bong! Hello!
Stewie Griffin: Yeah, you got money to pay for fake mustaches, huh? Yeah, yeah... how much you pay for that fake mustache?
Brian Griffin: $2.99.
Stewie Griffin: Mmmm...that's good OJ. [throws the cup at Brian, who moans in pain with glass thrust into him, bleeding] That hurt? That hurt?
Brian Griffin: WHAT THE HELL!?
Stewie Griffin: Yeah, doesn't feel so good, does it? No, huh?Yeah! That's what happens, man!
Brian Griffin: OH MY GOD!
Stewie Griffin: [kicks Brian, then punches him several times] Yeah, that's what happens. Where's my money? You gonna give me my money? Where's my money, man?!
Peter Griffin: Besides, Sunday's my Internet Porn Night.
[cut to Peter sitting naked at an Internet café]
Peter Griffin: Ohhhhhh, yeah, you're my Chinese Lois.
