Peterotica Quotes
Betty White: Hi, I'm Betty White. I just got a subpoena regarding an erotic novel, and I'm looking for the son of a bitch responsible.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 18th, 2007Peter Griffin: Carter, hand me my thinking grenades!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 18th, 2007 Stewie Griffin: All right, Cathy, it looks like Stewie Griffin is preparing to begin the floor routine. That's right, Mitch, and as we watch Griffin doing this, I want to remind everyone that this is absolutely not gay.
[Stewie does his routine]
Brian Griffin: Boy, that was really gay.
Stewie Griffin: No, no, didn't you just hear the announcers? They said it's NOT gay. Ha ha! Stewie one, you zero.
Peter Griffin: I've steered our family through bigger problems, like when we were cartoon sketches on The Tracey Ullman Show.
[cutaway to a crude, Simpsons-like rendering of the Griffins in the front lawn, standing by a tombstone]
Lois Griffin: Well, that's the end of Puss. He was the best cat anyone ever had.
Peter Griffin: Say, Lois, whaddya say we go downtown and buy a dog?
Brian Griffin: Hey, wait a minute, you already have a dog!
Chris Griffin: So long, Puss.
Meg Griffin: We'll miss you.
Stewie Griffin: It's gonna be quite a different place with him gone, that's for true.
Peter Griffin: Look, you can stay with us if you want, you filthy hobo. You shouldn't be embarrassed about mooching off your kids at age 70.
Carter Pewterschmidt: Go to Hell, fathead! Have I used that one? No, I haven't. Yeah, fathead.
Barbara Pewterschmidt: Should we give Elmo a bath?
Ted Turner: Yeah!
Barbara Pewterschmidt: Should we give Telly a bath?
Ted Turner: Yeah!
Barbara Pewterschmidt: Should we give Ernie a bath?
Ted Turner: No! Ernie doesn't like the monsters!
Kool-Aid Man [as a car crashes into his house]: Wow. You know, from the other side that's kind of annoying.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 18th, 2007
