Prick Up Your Ears Quotes
Jillian: I'm really surprised you invited me out for dinner, Stevie.
Stewie Griffin: Oh well, you know, I just wanted to touch base, see how everything-- it's "Stewie," by the way-- just to check in, make sure everything is going well with you and Brian.
Jillian: It's going kickass!
Stewie Griffin: Well, you look fantastic. Got some meat on your bones, which is great.
Jillian: What?
Stewie Griffin: Oh, just saying you look jolly, like Ruben Studdard or John Goodman or Santa.
Jillian: Oh my God, are you saying I'm fat?
Stewie Griffin: No, I'm saying Santa's thin -- GET IN THERE AND THROW UP!
[after sex]
Peter Griffin: Oh, that was fantastic. Hey, where'd you get that tattoo on your lower back?
Lois Griffin: I don't know, Peter. Meth is a hell of a drug.
Peter Griffin: What?
Brian Griffin: Ugh... Stewie, what the hell?! Get me down from here!
Stewie Griffin: No way, man! How do I know you're not the Tooth Fairy in disguise?!
Brian Griffin: Your middle name is Gilligan.
Stewie Griffin: NOT GOOD ENOUGH!
Brian Griffin: You think my girlfriend's a moron.
Stewie Griffin: SO DOES EVERYONE!
Brian Griffin: You have a picture of Chris Noth in your wallet.
Stewie Griffin: Okay.
Stewie Griffin: What the hell is that?
Brian Griffin: Ah, it's Jillian. She's, uh... she has this eating disorder. She's bulimic.
Stewie Griffin: My God, that's horrible!
Brian Griffin: I know, it really is. I mean, her hair is falling out, last week she lost a tooth...
Stewie Griffin: Really?
Brian Griffin: But man, I'll tell you, all that purging just makes her body look fantastic. I mean, that's what the supermodels do, and so many of them just look so great.
Stewie Griffin [to Brian]: An entire week and still no teeth. And it turns out these teeth I got from the old man are phony. Brian, Brian, look. I'm Gary Busey. I'm frequently aggressive in situations that don't call for it!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 24th, 2007 Tom Tucker: In local news, a sexy new trend has emerged at James Woods High.
Diane Simmons: That's right, Tom. It appears that students have taken to having ear sex in lieu of traditional intercourse.
Tom Tucker: Over 200 reports of ear sex have been confirmed so far, prompting a new slogan: "Once you go black, you go deaf."
Brian Griffin: Hey, my sandwich tastes funny. Is there something wrong with the Smuckers?
Peter Griffin: Yeah, it's been on my crotch!!!
Lois Griffin: All right, Peter, you ready for role-playing night? Here comes Grimace! [Lois is dressed in a Grimace costume] Ya got some hamburgers I can steal, huh?
Peter Griffin: Lois, the Hamburglar steals hamburgers. Grimace is Ronald McDonald's autistic friend.
Peter Griffin: From now on, I too will be "obstinent".
Meg Griffin: Abstinent.
Peter Griffin: Absent.
Meg Griffin: Abstinent.
Peter Griffin: You're grounded.
Peter Griffin [reading Meg's sex pamphlet]: "If you have sex, your penis will fall off and land in another dimension populated entirely by dogs who will eat it." Well, that's something I'd like to avoid. Well, this changes everything!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 24th, 2007