Prick Up Your Ears Quotes (Page 2)

Cleveland Doesn't Rock

Brian Griffin: Don't worry about it. I'm sure it'll be a while before you lose another tooth.
Stewie Griffin: I can't wait for that. I have to lure her back on my terms and kill her myself! But to catch a fairy, I have to think like a fairy.
Announcer: If you want Brian to say, "Well, that'll be a stretch", text-message FAMGUY1. If you want Brian to say, "I'm not touching' that one", text FAMGUY2. If you want Brian to say, "Arriba!" and dance around a sombrero, text FAMGUY3. Enter now. Thanks for voting.
Brian Griffin: Arriba!

  • Vote for this Quote! • July 24th, 2007


Announcer: We now return to "Rodney King of Queens."
Woman: Rodney, did you take out the trash?
Rodney King: Um... I forgot. [woman starts beating him with a rolling pin]
Mayor Adam West: [laughs] Oh, no she di-in't!
Pizza Delivery Man: [at door] Pizza for Adam West.
Mayor Adam West: NO! You gave me Canadian bacon instead of bacon? This misdeed cannot go unpunished. Pizza delivery man, prepare to meet your maker at the hands of my cat launcher! [grabs a bag of cats and shoots them at the man using a crossbow]
[later]
Mayor Adam West: Damn, I lost him. Alright cats, back in the bag. Come on Fluffy, come on Mittens, come on Paul. Haha, what a ridiculous name for a ca-at. PAUL! That's a person's name! A person's name! Hahahahaha! Oh! Paul...

  • Vote for this Quote! • July 24th, 2007


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