Road to Rhode Island Quotes
Stewie: Go on, hot wire it!
Brian: Hot wire? I don't even pump my own gas.
Peter to Lois, discussing the expensive relationship tape from the mail: Our relationship can't be measured in nipples and dimes. I mean, nickels and boobs. Money.
• Vote for this Quote! • February 11th, 2007Brian: I'm not drunk, all right. I just have a speech impediment ... and a stomach virus ... and an inner ear infection.
• Vote for this Quote! • February 11th, 2007Lady (next to Brain at a bar): I think you've had about enough.
Brian: Well, I... I think you're wrong, you... you increasingly attractive looking woman. You know, you’re... you’re really pretty
Lady: Oh, stop!
Brian: No. I'm... I'm serious... You could... you could be in magazines. You could! And not just Juggs or Creamsicle...
(Lady walks away.)
Brian: Call me!
Brian (looks at bartender): She won't call.
Stewie: Oh yes, you have a lot to think about: public drunkenness, grand theft auto...
Brian: You forgot the part where I made you smash your head into the windshield.
Stewie: I don't remember-
Brian: (Slams on brakes, causing Stewie to fly forward into winshield)
Stewie: Yes, well, I suppose I walked right into that one.
