Screwed the Pooch Quotes (Page 2)

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Peter Griffin: Lois is making me visit the in-laws this weekend. I don't know why she even bothers. Me and Lois's old man have never gotten along.

  • Vote for this Quote! • July 6th, 2007


Brian Griffin: Sorry. Uh, I... I thought I smelled... cookies. [runs away]
Mort Goldman: [sniffs it] Wow! Does it really smell like cook- Oh, God! She farted, and it went down my throat!

  • Vote for this Quote! • July 6th, 2007


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