Stewie Loves Lois Quotes
Peter Griffin: And to think I actually thought you raped me.
Dr. Hartman: Well, I was going to, but you ran out of the room!
Stewie Griffin: I'm dying up here! What is this, a Tommy Lee pool party?
• Vote for this Quote! • July 24th, 2007 Joe Swanson: Peter, you're urinating unusually frequently.
Glenn Quagmire: Yeah, what gives?
Seamus: If it's gale-force peeing ye be doin' it could mean you've got barnacles on your prostate. Best have sick bay check below your decks.
Peter Griffin: Wait a minute. A-are you telling me I need a prostate exam?
Seamus: Aye. And soon before your rudder jams with flotsam and you're dropping anchor without an order from the captain. How are you liking all these nautical puns?
Joe Swanson: Cute.
Glenn Quagmire: Not bad.
Cleveland Brown: Somewhat entertaining.
Stewie Griffin: Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois Griffin: WHAT!?
Stewie Griffin: Hi.
Stewie Griffin: Oh, it is so hard to find funny women, and you are hilarious. Oh, you're like a female Bonnie Hunt!
• Vote for this Quote! • July 24th, 2007Peter Griffin: My God, we've all been victims of Dr. Hartman's "prostate exam." Well, gentleman, the abuse stops here. I will not turn a brown eye to this. I am gonna sue that bastard and make him pay out the ass. No ifs, ands, or buts. I'm gonna be really anal about this. [pause] ... Sphincter.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 24th, 2007 Peter Griffin: Guys, I went to Dr. Hartman yesterday and... he did things to my fanny! [cries]
Cleveland Brown: Peter, It's okay.
Peter Griffin: It's not okay! You don't know what it's like!
Cleveland Brown: You're wrong. I too have felt the cold finger of injustice on my insidey parts!.
Peter Griffin: He... he did it to you, too?
Glenn Quagmire: I have something to say. Dr. Hartman violated me as well. I only went in there for a physical - guinea pig removal, but I turned out to be the guinea pig - for his sexual experimentation!
Joe Swanson: You guys are a bunch of queers.
Lois Griffin: Peter, my God, you look terrible. What happened?
Peter Griffin: I was raped.
Lois Griffin: What?
Peter Griffin: Dr. Hartman violated me. He took my innocence.
Lois Griffin: W-What?
Peter Griffin [whispers something]
Lois Griffin: Peter, that's a prostate exam. It's an important part of a physical for men your age.
Peter Griffin: YOU SOUND JUST LIKE HIM!
Lois Griffin: F**king idiot.
Mayor Adam West: Ugh... get a tan.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 24th, 2007 Peter Griffin: So, how's this work? You just feel my pulse, or-AAAAAAAHHHHHH! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?
Dr. Hartman: Mr. Griffin, that's a prostate exam.
Peter Griffin: Shut up, you had your finger in my ass!
Dr. Hartman: That's how a prostate exam is performed. Now if you'll just let me-
Peter Griffin: GET AWAY FROM ME!
