The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire Quotes
Cleveland Brown: [in psuedo-Czech ascent] Perhaps here there are many unsuspecting foxes to have sex with us.
Glenn Quagmire: [in psuedo-Czech ascent] That is why we wear tight pants to show our bulges.
Cleveland Brown: [in psuedo-Czech ascent] We are...
Both: Two wild and crazy guys! [Peter walks in, with a hamper full of clothes, looking like a conehead]
Peter Griffin: You guys look stupid.
Peter Griffin: Cleveland, Quagmire's sleeping with your wife!
Lois Griffin: What?
Cleveland Brown: Quagmire slept with Loretta?
Lois Griffin: Oh, oh, my god, Cleveland, I am so sorry. I can only imagine what you must be feeling right now.
Cleveland Brown: It's okay.
Brian Griffin: It's okay? It's okay to be betrayed by your wife and best friend?
Cleveland Brown: Better it be Quagmire than someone she could get a disease from.
Mayor Adam West: It's all right to go to sleep, my friend. I'll stand guard.
Glenn Quagmire: Uh, okay.
Mayor Adam West: Don't worry, I'll be here all night. Just don't try to make me smile. I'm forbidden to smile. Oh, no. That episode of Growing Pains when Mike's friend Boner ran for student council. Boner. His name was... Boner. [giggling] Bone... I've failed you.
Emperor Palpatine: Good... Let the hate flow through you.
Lois Griffin: You're not helping!
Loretta Brown: OHHH!!
Brian Griffin: Hey, do you hear that?
Peter Griffin: What?
Brian Griffin: Sounds like someone screaming.
Peter Griffin: What, what is it boy? What are you trying to say?
Brian Griffin: It's sounds like Loretta is screaming.
Peter Griffin: Trouble at the old mill?
Brian Griffin: What are you, insane!?
Peter Griffin: Somebody fall through the ice?
Brian Griffin: It's summer.
Peter Griffin: Bobcat?