The Courtship of Stewie's Father Quotes
Boy: Wow! It looks like Michael Jackson's coming right at me! [Michael Jackson jumps off stage, grabs boy, runs away]
• Rating 4.7 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 17th, 2007 Police officer: Now, SING!
Stewie Griffin: I shall do no such thing!
Kid: You must sing! If you don't, they'll make you do a Christmas movie with Tim Allen!
Stewie Griffin: [singing] It's a tiny, tiny world...i t's a tiny, tiny world...
Peter Griffin: Stewie, I know you're a little mad at me right now, but when you see where I'm taking you, you're gonna change your mind.
Stewie Griffin: Oh, yeah, right, I'm gonna change my mind. We just sat on a plane for three hours to come to Florida, God's waiting room, for who knows what... [sees a "DISNEY WORLD - 5 MILES" sign] ... OH, DISNEY WORLD! DISNEY WORLD, DISNEY WORLD! OH! OH! OH! I WANT TO GO TO DISNEY WORLD! OH, OH, DISNEY WORLD! DISNEY WORLD! OH, OH, OH! [sits down] I'm still mad at you.
Peter Griffin: Brian, I feel awful. Stewie and I were getting along so good, and now he hates me. How do I get him to like me again?
Brian Griffin: Well, that depends. Do you really want my advice, or are you just asking random questions again?
Peter Griffin: What's a hypotenuse?
Brian Griffin: Aw, don't feel bad Peter. Hey, I know what will cheer you up.
Peter Griffin: I don't think I'm in the mood.