The Kiss Seen Around the World Quotes
Stewie Griffin: You know, my hooligan friend, I've been racking my brain in a thus far fruitless attempt to resolve our recent unpleasantness. Then it dawned on me: your cruelty merely stems from some deep-seated inner pain... so, the obvious remedy is a healthy dose of OUTER PAIN!!!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 5th, 2007Chris Griffin: I'm supposed to be on my best behavior tonight, and not mention poo. Oh, God! What have I done?
• Vote for this Quote! • July 5th, 2007 Stewie Griffin: I say, constable, I'd like to report the theft of my tricycle.
Irish Policeman: Oh, look at the little baby. Aren't you cute? Where's your mommy?
Stewie Griffin: How dare you condescend to me! I demand justice!
Meg Griffin: I just wanna kill myself! I'm going upstairs right now and eat a whole bowl of peanuts! [blank look from Peter, Lois] I'm allergic to peanuts! [more blank stares] You don't know anything about me! [Meg runs upstairs]
Peter Griffin: Who was that guy?
Meg Griffin: Oh, my God, we're gonna die! There's so much of life I haven't experienced! I never even got the chance to be some drunk college guy's last resort!
• Vote for this Quote! • July 5th, 2007 Tom Tucker: So, Dustin, it's been a while. I gotta say, you look great.
Dustin Hoffman: Are you trying to seduce me, [voice dub] Mr. Tucker?
Tom Tucker: I am not tying to seduce you, Dustin Hoffman. You really look great.
Dustin Hoffman: Uh oh, 12 minutes to Wapner.
Tom Tucker: Yes, I understand your hectic schedule. Well, Dustin, we really appreciate you taking the time to be with us here at the studio. If there's anything I can ever do for you...
Dustin Hoffman: Bring me Peter Pan!
Tom Tucker: I'll keep my eye out for him. Thanks, Dustin.
Neil Goldman: And so, because of his rough-and-tumble style of command, Captain Kirk is clearly superior to Jean-Luc Picard. Any questions... Meeeeg?
Meg Griffin: No! Leave me alone!
Mr. Berler: Thank you, Neil, for that incredibly irrelevant presentation. We all know that Captain Picard is the superior officer.
Chris Griffin: When I stick this army guy with the sharp bayonet up my nose it tickles my brain. [does so and laughs] Ow! Oh, now I don't know math.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 5th, 2007Man: You're a great, big, phony!
• Vote for this Quote! • July 5th, 2007Stewie Griffin: Oh, let me guess. You picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I'm expected to turn, and turn, until... ooh! Big shock, a jack pops out. And, you laugh, and the kids laugh, and the dog laughs, and I die a little inside...
• Vote for this Quote! • July 5th, 2007
