The Thin White Line Quotes
Lois: Oh, "The Old Man and the Sea". I see you're getting in the mood for our cruise.
Peter: Yeah. Stupid fisherman, sitting out there on a boat yammering to himself. He doesn't even know I'm watching him.
Couselor: Mr. Griffin, I've been watching you, and I don't think you're an addict.
Peter: Well I'm not paying you to think, hot lips! Count it! (Does basketball hand motion.)
Brian: Hey Doc, what the hell are you doing here?
Doctor: Your family has something to say.
Meg (reading from a piece of paper): Brian, I know I don't speak up much, and it's really hard for me to talk about my feelings, but -
Doctor : W-Why don't we start with someone more interesting...Peter?
Peter: Brian, it's moments like this that make me sad you're gonna die fifty years before I do.
• Vote for this Quote! • February 11th, 2007Doctor: Wait a minute, Brian, you have a pre-existing relationship with this degenerate?
Peter: A degenerate, am I? Well you are a festizio! See, I can make up words too, sister.
Brian (talking to Meg): How about a lot less talk and a lot more, SHUT THE HELL UP?
• Vote for this Quote! • February 11th, 2007Lois: So how was your day?
Brian: My day? Un-freakin' believable. First we nailed this bastard who had the gall to hide his stuff in his daughter's doll--HER DOLL for God's sake! Where's the line anymore? Well, I got news for ya, it's not even on the radar screen! The days of decency and virtue are gone, honey, BAM, freakin' evaporated like a dingy stinkin' mudpuddle. One day you see your reflection in it and the next day it's a, it's a damn oil spot on your cracked driveway, staring back at you, mocking you, knowing the perverted truths that rot in the pit of your soul. That's how my freakin' day was!
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Peter Griffin: You know what I haven't had in a while? Big League Chew.