To Love and Die in Dixie Quotes
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Lois Griffin: Oh, my!
Herbert: Uh, yeah, I was just wonderin', uh... where the newspaper boy was. [beep] Haven't seen the newspaper in a couple of days, wonderin' if he ever gonna come back. [beep] Guess who? Sorry to leave you so many messages. Just lonely here, thinkin' 'bout the muscley-armed paper boy, wishin' he'd come by and bring me some good news. [beep] Where are you? [beep] Aw, you're startin' to piss me off you little pigly sumbitch. Call me!
Meg Griffin: And in the city, glasses are considered really sexy. [croud oohs]
Southern Boy: Dang, I hope her brother don't already have dibs on her!
Stewie Griffin: Warm out today. Warm yesterday. Even warmer today. [begins playing banjo]
Met her on my CB
Said her name was Mimi
Sounded like an angel come to Earth (Come to Earth)
When I went to meet her
Man you shoulda seen her
Twice as tall as me, three times the girth (Girth)
Oh, my fat baby loves to eat (Loves to eat)
A big ol' buddha-belly and her breasts swing past her feet (Feet)
My fat baby loves to eeeaaat
My big old fat-ass baby loves to eat. [song ends] I got blisters on me fingers!
Chris Griffin [as he writes in his journal]: Man, was last night weird. I kissed a boy, but the truth is, I really like him as a friend. His name is Sam.
Brian Griffin: You kissed Sam last night?!
Chris Griffin: How did you know?
Brian Griffin: Well, you're saying it out loud, I could hear you in the other room.
Chris Griffin: You know, the weird thing is, kissing Sam kinda felt right. But I don't know if I can face him again. Brian, what should I do? I haven't been this confused since the ending of No Way Out.
Brian Griffin: Look over there! It's a newly married, interracial gay couple burning the American flag!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 6th, 2007 Peter Griffin: Maybe it is time for me to get a job.
Brian Griffin: Yeah, too bad you always blow it in the interview.
Stewie Griffin: Ooh, I feel so deliciously white trash. Mommy, I want a mullet!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 6th, 2007Peter Griffin: [examining an outhouse] Hey, uh, Lois, I don't get how this works. It's just a hole. I don't think it goes anywhere... No, it definitely doesn't go anywhere. Oh! Oh, God! Oh, it's everywhere! Ahh! It's in my raccoon wounds! Oh, God!
• Rating 3.7 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 6th, 2007 Lois Griffin: Oh, what's that smell?
Brian Griffin: It's either bad meat or good cheese.
Meg Griffin: I can't believe I have to change schools because of you. This is all your fault, lardo!
Peter Griffin: Me? I had nothing to do with it.
Meg Griffin: No, I meant Chris!
Peter Griffin: Oh. Yeah, Lardo!