Untitled Griffin Family History Quotes
Peter Griffin: Since we're all gonna die, There is one more secret I feel I have to share with you, I did not care for The Godfather.
Lois Griffin: What?
Peter Griffin: Did not care for The Godfather
Chris Griffin: How can you even say that, Dad?
Peter Griffin: Didn't like... didn't like it.
Lois Griffin: Peter, it's so good, i-it's like a perfect movie!
Peter Griffin: I — this is what everyone always says... Everyone says "Oh,"—
Chris Griffin: Robert De Niro, Al Pacino... I mean, you never see — ROBERT DUVALL!
Peter Griffin: I know, I li—no—fine, fine actor, did not like the movie.
Brian Griffin: Why not?
Peter Griffin: Did not — couldn't get into it.
Peter Hitler: What are you doing, stuff?
Adolf Hitler: Yes.
Peter Hitler: Nazi stuff.
Adolf Hitler: Yes Peter Nazi stuff.
Peter Hitler: Can I help?
Adolf Hitler: JUST LET ME WORK ALL RIGHT!!
Peter Hitler: Alright alright, just chill.
Meg: So... is, uh, is this like the part where you guys have your way with me?
Robber #1: What?
Meg: You know, where I'm like helpless, and you guys take turns... you know?
Robber #1: OH, NO! Oh, god! Oh, no, no no no no!
Robber #2: [from another room] What'd she say?
Robber #1: She asked if we were gonna have "our way" with her.
Robber #2: Ewww!
Meg: No seriously, I won't scream or anything.
Meg Griffin: I HATE YOU ALL!
Stewie Griffin: Hey, I hate you too, bitch. Oh, no, no, I'm just kidding. Can you imagine?
Peter Griffin: What the hell is this? This is a tank of Tony Danza's breath! Who the hell would want this?
• Vote for this Quote! • July 19th, 2007 Lois Griffin: Peter, these are parachutes! What the hell are we going to do with parachutes?
[Scene shifts to Peter in a scuba suit]
Peter Griffin: They were to distract you while I put on the one scuba suit.
Caveman Peter: People want Peter wheel thanks to sexy wife. Tonight, you and me party like it's 9!
[Stewie knocks Lois out with a club]
Caveman Stewie: Damn all. What deuce? Victory Stewie's.
Meg Griffin: Dad! What is it? What's going on? I heard a noise. Is somebody downstairs?
[Peter hits Meg with a baseball bat]
Peter Griffin: Oh, God, Meg, you startled me! I'm sorry.
Meg Griffin: What the hell's your problem, you dumbass?!
