You May Now Kiss the... Uh... Guy Who Receives Quotes (Page 2)
Mayor Adam West: My God! I'm a tomato!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 19th, 2007 Mort Goldman: I don't like it. And I don't like the contraction "apostrophe-EM." As far as I'm concerned, his name is "Dig Them." You're not welcome here, Dig Them!
Mayor Adam West: I stand beside my decision, this press conference is over. I can't see you now, I can't hear you now, You're not here now. La la la la la, la la la, la la la la la.
Bill Clinton: [naked, singing] Oh this is one fine day to be nude,
Yeah this is one fine day to be nude.
The birds are singing, "Clinton, have a wonderful spring",
And people walking by can stop and look at my thing.
Oh this is one fine day to -
Chris Griffin: Liberal chubby chaser! [throws egg at him]
Bill Clinton: [laughs] Well, if you can't laugh at yourself...
Lois Griffin: Peter, stop it! God, you're more clueless than Popeye.
[cut to Dr. Hartman's office, where he is giving Popeye a checkup]
Dr. Hartman: Sir, I think you should know, these growths on your forearms... they're giant tumors.
Popeye: [gibberish] Oh, dear!
Dr. Hartman: Yeah, I'm surprised you haven't realized this is not how a human being is supposed to look.
Popeye: [gibberish]
Dr. Hartman: And the speech thing, and what you're doing with your eye, uh, you had a stroke about seven years ago.
Popeye: [gibberish]
Dr. Hartman: That you've managed to be walking around all this time is nothing short of a miracle.
Popeye: [gibberish]
Dr. Hartman: I'd say about two months.
Mayor Adam West: Today we commemorate those brave Quahog soldiers who perished in the recent Gulf conflict. I can think of no greater tribute to their memories than this solid gold statue... of Dig 'Em, the Sugar Smacks frog. The spirit of America is epitomized by his inspiring motto, "Smack, smack, Sugar Smack. Give me a smack, and I'll smack you back."
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 19th, 2007 Chris Griffin: She's so pretty that if your Hacky Sack were my private parts, I'd let her do that to them.
Classmate: What? Kick them around?
Chris Griffin: Um, wait... yes.
Stewie Griffin: Ugh, this idiot will fit in with our family as badly as Peter fit in with The Proclaimers.
[cut to Peter in a recording room with the Proclaimers]
The Proclaimers: But I would walk 500 miles, And I would walk 500 more, Just to be the man who'd walk that thousand miles, to fall down at your door. Da da da!
Peter Griffin: DA DA DA!
The Proclaimers: Da da da!
Peter Griffin: [over them] Da da da! Da da da! [hits one of them and knocks him down] Da! I'm singing!
