Family Guy Quotes (Page 4)
Storm Trooper: Hey, did you hear something?
Redneck Storm Trooper: Probably just another drill. You know that last drill we had? I was about to finally bone my girlfriend, and then we heard that there was this drill and she told me there was no way.
Luke Skywalker (Chris): See what you can do. I'm gonna shoot some wamp rats in my T-16.
C-3PO: You kill small animals for fun?! That's the first indication of a serial killer!
Luke Skywalker (Chris): There's two suns and no women! What am I suppose to do?!
Darth Vader (Stewie): [mimicking stormtroopers] My god, look at this mess. Oh, hey, Darth Vader's coming, do you think we should clean this up a little bit? Ahhh, no, he's not gonna mind.
• Vote for this Quote! • November 6th, 2007Soldier 1: What if they come in another door?
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • November 6th, 2007C-3PO (Quagmire): Ya hear that? It sounds like we're being boarded from the rear. And not the Hey-take-a-deep-breath let's-experiment kind of boarding from the rear.
• Vote for this Quote! • November 6th, 2007 Announcer: We now return to Sunday Golf on CBS.
Commentator 1: And Mickelson here trying to save par. And there's Mickelson's wife. God is she hot.
Commentator 2: Look at that rack. There's a downhill lie for you.
Commentator 1: Oh, they're just out there, begging to be touched. Pleading. How many golf balls you think she can fit in her mouth?
Commentator 2: I'd hit that one in the rough, if you know what I'm saying.
Brian Griffin: Peter, what the hell are you doing? You're supposed to be with Lois!
Peter Griffin: Oh, crap. Death!
Death: No! You... you know what? I'm not doing it again. Screw this! No more mulligans! You're on your own!
[in 1984]
Cleveland Brown: Oh, hey, Peter. Say, I was just getting ready to hit the town. You wanna join me?
Peter Griffin: Ah, I can't, Cleveland. I got a date with Lois.
Cleveland Brown: It's gonna be fun...
Peter Griffin: It is?
Death: Man, it's been a busy day. Dick Cheney, the chairman of Halliburton, shot Supreme Court Justice Scalia in a hunting accident, and the bullet went right through him and killed Karl Rove and Tucker Carlson.
Brian Griffin: Oh, my God, Peter, you can't marry Lois.
Peter Griffin: I don't know who any of those people are.
George Jetson: Hey, hey, hey-hey-hey-hey-hey! No, no, no, no, no! I took this one [dollar bill] out for you! You take this one, I keep this. You are not taking my whole wallet so you could go shopping!
Jane Jetson: I was just gonna buy some groceries.
George Jetson: Bull... crap!
