Family Guy Quotes (Page 79)
Lois: Together we can do anything: face any foe, overcome any obstacle.
Peter: Yeah, climb any mountain, rent any video, dial any phone. And not just our phone, Lois, other people's phones. Decent phones, God-fearing phones, phones that everybody else gave up on, but we knew better because we were a team!
Brian: What the hell are you talking about?
Lois: It's like I always tell the kids, a quitter never wins and don't trust whitie.
• Vote for this Quote! • February 11th, 2007Lois: I've seen that crappy Julia Roberts movie forty-seven times. Have you seen the lips on that woman? Like a baboon's ass on her face.
• Vote for this Quote! • February 11th, 2007Stewie: HA! That's so funny I forgot to laugh... excluding that first Ha.
• Vote for this Quote! • February 11th, 2007Peter: Wait, wait, wait, wait a second. You're tellin' me that I came all the way to Kentucky to get some of your fried chicken, and the Colonel isn't even workin' today?!?
• Vote for this Quote! • February 11th, 2007Stewie: Duck, duck, (slaps Janet on the head) GOOSE!
Janet cries.
Stewie: Oh come on I barely hit you! See this is why people don't respect the WNBA!
Lois: A flight attendant? Wow, that does sound exciting. What made you change your mind?
Peter: Just my desire to see you happy.
Lois: Aww .... (hugs peter)
Peter: And to exploit your hard labour for free travel and fun.
Lois: What?
Peter: Shhh ... I didn't say anything. Go to sleep crazy lady.
Peter to Connie: Sweet statutory, you look beautiful.
• Vote for this Quote! • February 11th, 2007Stewie: You know, mother, this could almost have passed for a palatable banana pudding, but without Nilla wafers it's just another one of your wretched culinary abortions. Now clean it up!
• Vote for this Quote! • February 11th, 2007Peter: I had such a crush on her. Until I met you Lois. You're my silver medal.
• Vote for this Quote! • February 11th, 2007
