Family Guy Quotes (Page 80)
Stewie: Go on, hot wire it!
Brian: Hot wire? I don't even pump my own gas.
Peter to Lois, discussing the expensive relationship tape from the mail: Our relationship can't be measured in nipples and dimes. I mean, nickels and boobs. Money.
• Vote for this Quote! • February 11th, 2007Brian: I'm not drunk, all right. I just have a speech impediment ... and a stomach virus ... and an inner ear infection.
• Vote for this Quote! • February 11th, 2007Lady (next to Brain at a bar): I think you've had about enough.
Brian: Well, I... I think you're wrong, you... you increasingly attractive looking woman. You know, you’re... you’re really pretty
Lady: Oh, stop!
Brian: No. I'm... I'm serious... You could... you could be in magazines. You could! And not just Juggs or Creamsicle...
(Lady walks away.)
Brian: Call me!
Brian (looks at bartender): She won't call.
Stewie: Oh yes, you have a lot to think about: public drunkenness, grand theft auto...
Brian: You forgot the part where I made you smash your head into the windshield.
Stewie: I don't remember-
Brian: (Slams on brakes, causing Stewie to fly forward into winshield)
Stewie: Yes, well, I suppose I walked right into that one.
Lois: A good breakfast is the foundation of a good day.
Brian: And a bad breakfast is the foundation of indigestion! HEYOOOOOOOOOO! Hi, I'm Brian.
Peter: If you want an autograph right now, you either got to give me a pen or some snow.
• Vote for this Quote! • February 11th, 2007Peter: You know, some people think that dandlions are weeds, but, you know, I always think, who the hell decided tulips were so great?
• Vote for this Quote! • February 11th, 2007Peter: Woah! Is that really the blood of Christ?
Priest: Yes.
Peter: Man, that guy must have been wasted 24 hours a day, huh?
Stewie: It wasn't even about the eggs, really. Frankly, I like the yolks. I have no problem. There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me. And it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore. I sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult. And then I think to myself, 'My God wouldn't it be marvelous if i turned out to be a homosexual?'
• Vote for this Quote! • February 11th, 2007
