Family Guy Quotes (Page 85)
Peter: So did your therapist figure out what the problem was?
Brian: Yeah. He thinks I'm in love.
Peter: Oh my God...you can talk!
Peter: Everyone knows there are only two things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: c**kroaches and Twinkies. And there's a Twinkie factory in Natick!
• Vote for this Quote! • February 10th, 2007Peter: Y2K? What are you selling, chicken or sex jelly?
• Vote for this Quote! • February 10th, 2007Brian: Oh my god! They're eating Asian reporter Tricia Takanawa!
Peter: That's crazy...they'll just be hungry again in an hour.
Peter: I don't take coupons from giant chickens, not after last time.
• Vote for this Quote! • February 10th, 2007(Peter walks out from the basement wearing a sterilization suit)
Chris: Oh my God! The government is here! Run E.T. run! (E.T. runs across the screen screaming.)
Grandpa Griffin: You're a good woman, Lois. Perhaps you won't burn in hell after all. Maybe you'll just go to purgatory with all the unbaptized babies
• Vote for this Quote! • February 10th, 2007Peter: My dad worked at that factory for sixty years. That's almost eighty years.
• Vote for this Quote! • February 10th, 2007Stewie (reading the Bible): My, my. What a thumping good read! Lions eatting Christians, people nailing each other to two-by-fours. I say, you won't find that in Winnie the Pooh.
• Vote for this Quote! • February 10th, 2007Stewie: You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that
• Vote for this Quote! • February 10th, 2007
