Friends Quotes
Phoebe: Oh, my God! This is like 60 Minutes, when at first you're really mad at that pharmaceutical company for making the drug and then, you know, you just feel bad for the people because they needed to make their hair grow.
• Rating 1.3 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 9th, 2007 Chandler: Well, if I were a guy...
[Everyone stares at him.]
Chandler: Wait, did I just say "If I were a guy"?
Monica: That means I'm ovulating. I may have served some very questionable meat at the restaurant!
• Rating 2.3 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 9th, 2007 Ross: Hypothetically speaking...
Joey: Wait. You lost me.
Phoebe: [singing] Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault. They won't take you to the vet, you're obviously not their favorite pet. You may not be a bed of roses, and you're no friend to those with noses.
• Rating 4.8 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 9th, 2007 Rachel: Do you guys have to go to the new house right away, or do you have some time?
Monica: We've got some time.
Rachel: Okay. Should we get some coffee?
Chandler: Sure. [pause] Where?
Gene: You put this in your coffee.
Joey: A spoon! Your hands! Your face!
Gene: It's white.
Joey: Paper! Snow! A ghost!
Gene: It's heavier than milk.
Joey: A rock! A dog! The earth!
Gene: Pass!
Chandler: Oh, my God, you can do a duet of "Ebony and Ivory" all by yourself.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 9th, 2007 Rachel: But do you think that maybe, on some level, you don't want to take off my bra?
Joey: No, I don't have another level.
Chandler: Wow, so tonight might be the night. You nervous?
Joey: Nah. This is the part I'm actually good at.
Chandler: What must it be like not to be crippled by fear and self-loathing?
Joey: It's okay!
