The One the Morning After Quotes
Phoebe: He even showed me charcoal drawings he drew of me. Well he'd prefer watercolours, but you know, he has easy acess to a lot of charcoal.
• Rating 3.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 7th, 2007 [A bedraggled Phoebe misses Joey's play, having spent all night on hold with phone customer service.]
Joey: Hey, Pheebs — where were ya?
Phoebe: I'm so, so sorry, Joey. I am definitely going to see your play. I swear, your play is very important to us. Thank you for your patience. Your play is the next play I'm gonna see.
Joey: I-I can't handle this, guys.
Chandler: You know, I can handle it! Handle's my middle name. Actually, it's the, uh, the middle part of my first name.
Joey: Did you think about the trail?
Ross: What trail?
Joey: The trail from the woman you did it with to the woman you hope never finds out you did it. You always have to think about the trail!
Rachel: I'm gonna order a pizza.
Ross: A pizza, like, 'I forgive you?'...Ok then. Can I get in on that?
Rachel: Fine...[on phone] Hi, I would like to order a pizza...
Ross: [whispers] No anchovies.
Rachel: With extra anchovies.
Ross: [whispers] I'll just pick them off.
Rachel: And can you chop some up and put them right in the sauce?
Ross: WE WERE ON A BREAK!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 7th, 2007Phoebe: Hello? Uh yeah. Someone's gonna have to take my nine o'clock appointment because, it's like, 9:15 and, I'm not there!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 7th, 2007Monica: Now, aren't you glad we didn't start with the bikini strips?
• Vote for this Quote! • August 7th, 2007 Phoebe: "After applying the Waxine and linen strips to leg number one..."
Monica: Did that!
Phoebe: Okay. "Grasp one of the linen strips by its easy-grab tab and pull it off in one quick, pain-free motion."
Monica: Okay! [pulls off strip] Owwwwww! Ow-ow-owwwwww!
Phoebe: Was it not "pain-free"?
Monica: No, it was painful! Oh, my God, they should call it "Pain-zine, now with a little wax"!