The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs Quotes

Monica and Chandler

Rachel: Come on, Rosita. He doesn't know what he's talking about. Us chicas gotta stick together.
[She attempts to move "Rosita" and ends up breaking the back off.]
Rachel: You bitch.

  • Rating 5.0 / 5Vote for this Quote! • August 8th, 2007


Joey: What are you doin'?
Rachel: Moving a chair, so I can have a place to sit?
Joey: No, no, Rosita, does not move.
Rachel: As in, what...?
Joey: As in, Rosita does not move!
Rachel: Why not?!
Joey: 'Cause she is in the equal distance from the kitchen to the bathroom and she is at the perfect angle so that no glare is comin' off Stevie...
Rachel: Stevie the TV?
Joey: Is there a problem?!

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Joey: The question, Rachel, is this: does he like you? Otherwise, it's just a moo point.
Rachel: A moo point?
Joey: You know, like a cow's opinion. It doesn't matter. It's moo.
Rachel: Have I been living with him too long, or did all that just make sense?

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