The One Where No One's Ready Quotes
Chandler: You know what's weird? Donald Duck never wore pants. But whenever he's getting out of the shower, he always put a towel around his waist. I mean, what is that about?
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 7th, 2007 Joey: Okay, buddy boy, here it is. You hide my clothes, I'm wearing everything you own.
Chandler: Oh, my God! That is so not the opposite of taking somebody's underwear!
Joey: Look at me! I'm Chandler! Could I be wearing any more clothes? Maybe if I wasn't going commando!
Joey: "Okay you hide my underwear, I'm gonna do the exact opposite to you!"
Chandler: "Oh, What are you gonna do? Show me my clothes?
Joey: "Hey opposite ... Is Opposite!"
Chandler: "He's got nothing!"
Joey [to Chandler]: Where's my underwear?
Ross: Woah woah...come on, you took his underwear?
Chandler: He took my essence!
Ross: Okay Joey, hold on. Why can't you just wear the underwear you're wearing now?
Joey: Because I'm not wearing any underwear now.
Ross: Okay, um, then, why do you have to wear underwear tonight?
Joey: It's a rented tux, 'kay? I'm not gonna go commando in another man's fatigues.
Chandler: All right, you will notice that I am fully dressed. I, in turn, have noticed that you are not. So in the words of A. A. Milne, "Get out of my chair, dillhole!"
Joey: Okay
[Joey gets up and takes the cushions]
Chandler: What are you doing?
Joey: You said I had to give you the chair. You didn't say anything about the cushions.
Chandler: The cushions are the essence of the chair!
Joey: THAT'S RIGHT! I'm taking the essence.
Ross: It starts at eight. We can't be late.
Phoebe: We could not, would not, want to wait!
Chandler: All right, I took the quiz. And it turns out I do put career before men.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 7th, 2007 Joey: All right, they got water, orange juice...and what looks like cider.
Chandler: Taste it.
[Joey drinks it, and puts it back in the fridge]
Joey [mad]: Yeah, it's fat. I DRANK FAT!
Chandler: Yeah I know, I did that two minutes ago.