The One Where Old Yeller Dies Quotes
Richard: It's fun for me. They're different than my other friends. They don't start sentences with, "You know who just died shoveling snow?"
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 6th, 2007 Phoebe: It's a Wonderful Life. Yes, I've heard of this.
Monica: So you can't lose! It's there in the title. Wonderfulness is baked right in.
Phoebe: Please. I almost fell for that with, uh, Pride of the Yankees. I thought I was gonna see a film about Yankee pride, and then — boom! — the guy gets Lou Gehrig's disease.
Richard: Uh… the guy was Lou Gehrig. Didn't you kinda see it coming?
Phoebe: Yeah, I talked to my grandma about the Old Yeller incident, and she told me that my mom used to not show us the ends of sad movies, to shield us from the pain and sadness. You know — before she killed herself.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 6th, 2007 Chandler: Richard's really nice and everything, uh… It's just that we don't know him really well, you know, and plus, he's, you know… old.
[Monica glares at Chandler.]
Chandler: …-er than some people. But, uh, younger… than some buildings!
Monica: Okay, I've got a leg, three breasts, and a wing.
Chandler: Well, how do you find clothes that fit?