The One Where Paul's the Man Quotes

Ross and Rachel

Paul: I said "don't see my daughter again or I'll have you fired". What you heard was "take my daughter come up to my country house and ruin my weekend with Rachel".
Ross: Please let me explain.
Paul: No, let me explain. Fired!
Ross: Fine then, have me fired. But I just want you to know... you and I are not so different. For I too am a "neat guy".
Paul: Huh?
Ross: And I too "am just a love machine".
[He hums "Love Machine" and grunts loudly. Paul looks awkwardly at Rachel and Elizabeth.]
Paul: Let me show you the guest bedroom, Ross!

  • Rating 1.0 / 5Vote for this Quote! • August 8th, 2007


Paul: [to self] Okay, you're doing well. She likes you. And you know why? Because you are a neat guy. You are the man. You are the man! [sings] I'm just a love machine...

  • Rating 1.0 / 5Vote for this Quote! • August 8th, 2007


Elizabeth: What's wrong?
Ross: I'm sorry, I was just thinking about your father.
Elizabeth: Okay... well whatever works for you.

  • Rating 3.0 / 5Vote for this Quote! • August 8th, 2007


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