The One Where Rachel Finds Out Quotes
Chandler: [imitating cavemen] Men are here.
Joey: ...We make fire. Cook meat.
Chandler: .....Then put out fire by peeing no get invited back.
Joey: That book got me through some tough times.
Melanie: [admiringly] There is a little child inside this man.
Chandler: Yes — the doctors say if they remove it, he'll die.
Ross: Do you guys know who "Carl" is?
Chandler: Uh, let's see — Alvin… Simon… Theodore… no.
Joey: Yeah, well, I still got a week left to go in the program, and according to the rules, if I want to get the money, I'm not allowed to conduct any… personal experiments, if you know what I mean.
Monica: Joey, we always know what you mean.
Monica: What does she think of your little… science project?
Joey: What, you think I'm gonna tell a girl I like that I'm also seeing a cup?
Joey: I mean, I just go down there every other day and… make my contribution to the project. Hey, hey, but, at the end of two weeks, I get 700 dollars!
Phoebe: Wow! Ooh, you're going to be making money hand-over-fist!