The One Where Ross and Rachel... You Know Quotes
[As they get more intimate, Ross slowly rolls on top of Rachel, when she suddenly gasps.]
Rachel: Oh, God!
[They roll to their sides, and Rachel tenderly caresses Ross's face.]
Rachel: Oh… honey… oh, that's okay.
Ross: What? Oh, no, you just rolled over the juice box.
Rachel: Ohhh, thank God!
Ross: Well uh, you see that, that little cluster of stars next to the big one? That is Ursa Major.
Rachel: Really?
Ross: I've no idea, could be. Listen, I'm sorry I had to work tonight.
Rachel: Oh, it's okay. You were worth the wait, and I don't just mean tonight.
[They kiss.]
Ross: You're not laughing.
Rachel: This time it's not so funny.
Ross [on the phone]: Woah, woah, woah australopithicus isn't supposed to be in that display.
[Pause]
Ross: No, no, no, no, Homo Habilis was erect, Homo Austrapalithicus was NEVER fully erect.
Chandler: Well maybe he was nervous.
Ross [to Monica]: Well, why're you all dressed up?
Phoebe: You're not the only one who has a date tonight.
Ross: What? You have a date? Who with?
Monica: No one.
Ross: C'mon, what's his name?
Monica: Nothing.
Ross: Come on, tell me.
Monica: Alright, but I'm very excited about this OK, so you gotta promise you won't get all big-brothery and judgmental.
Ross: Oh, I promise, what.
Monica: It's Richard Burke.
Ross: Who's Richard Burke? Doc, Doctor Burke? You have a date with Doctor Burke? Why, why, why should that bother me? I, I love that man, he's like a uh, brother to dad.