The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad Quotes
Rachel: It seemed my prom date had stood me up, so, selflessly, Ross offered to take me.
Elizabeth: What a sweet story!
Paul: So, Ross, you were in college, and you jumped at the opportunity to take a young girl to her high school prom?
Rachel: Wow! Did not see that one backfiring.
Monica: You know, it's such a surprise to see Ross here at this time of day, as he's normally at the children's hospital.
Phoebe: But not looking for dates!
Ross: Alright, a joke, lighten the mood. Two guys walk into a bar, and one of them is Irish.
Paul: I'm Irish.
Ross (hesitantly): ...And the Irish guy wins the joke.
Monica: Is there a Mrs. Stevens?
Chandler: There's a Mr. Bing!
Paul: No, Lizzie's mother passed away shortly after she was born.
All: Aww!
Paul: I get that a lot.
