The One with All the Resolutions Quotes
Ross: Y'know what? I'm gonna go out on a limb and say, no divorces in '99!
Rachel: But your divorce isn't even final yet.
Ross: Just the one divorce in '99!
Chandler: What an interesting approach to guitar instruction. You know some might find it amusing. I myself find it regular.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 7th, 2007 Phoebe: You're questioning my methods.
Joey: I'm not questioning it, Phoebe, I'm saying it's stupid.
Monica: I'll just tell Rachel I'll be doing laundry.
Chandler: Ha! "Laundry"! Is that my new nickname?
Monica: No... You know what your nickname is, Mr. Big—
Ross: I just asked that girl out.
Joey: Is that your new thing for today?
Ross: Yeah. She gave me her number. Look!
Chandler: Ross is wearing leather pants!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 7th, 2007 Ross: I am going to make myself happy.
Chandler: Do you want us to leave the room?
Ross: I am going to do one thing that I have never done before. That, my friends, is my New Year's resolution.
Phoebe: Ohh... that's a good one. Mine is to pilot a commercial jet.
Chandler: That's a good one too, Pheebs. Now all you have to find is a plane load of people whose New Year's resolution is to plummet to their deaths.