The One with George Stephanopoulos Quotes
Monica: Hey Joey, what would you do if you were omnipotent?
Joey: Probably kill myself.
Monica: Excuse me?
Joey: Hey, if little Joey's dead, then I've got no reason to live.
Ross: Joey, omnipotent.
Joey: You are? I'm so sorry.
Monica: Phoebe?
Phoebe: Okay, okay. If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rainforest... and bigger boobs.
Ross: Oh... see, you took mine!
Phoebe: And I brought Operation! But, um... I lost the tweezers, so we can't operate. But we can prep the guy!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 5th, 2007Rachel: Isn't this exciting! I earned this! I wiped tables for it, I steamed milk for it, and it was totally... not worth it. Who's FICA? Why's he getting all my money?
• Vote for this Quote! • August 5th, 2007 Joey: ... 95, 96, 97. See, I told you! Less than a hundred steps from our place to here.
Chandler: You got way too much time, man.