The One with Phoebe's Dad Quotes
Chandler: and last but not least...[Joey and Chandler hand Monica a packet of condoms]
Joey: They're ribbed for your pleasure!
Joey: and for Ross...Mr. Sweet Tooth.
Ross: You got me a cola drink?
Chandler: and...A LEMON-LIME!
Ross [sarcastically]: Well, this is too much! I feel like I should get you another sweater.
Chandler: Okay, Pheebs, your turn. [and gives her gift]
Phoebe [excited]: TOILET SEAT COVERS!...Is that what you were doing while I was getting gas?
Joey and Chandler: Yeah
Phoebe: You guys!
Joey: Rach, these are for you.
Rachel: Wiper blades!...I don't even have a car.
Joey: No, but with this new-car smell, you'll think you do!
[Chandler, Joey and Phoebe return from their outing]
Chandler: ho-ho-ho-holy crap, is it hot in here!
Joey: You mind if I turn the heat down?
Monica [sarcastically]: Hey!, we could have used that kind of thinking earlier!
[moments later]
Joey: Hey Monica, the knob was broken so I turned it off from underneath. I hope that's alright?
[then everyone turns around and looks at Joey with bewilderment]
Chandler: I remember my father dressed in the red suit, the big black boots and the patent leather belt, sneaking around downstairs. He didn't want anybody see him, but he'd be drunk so he'd stumble crash into something and wake everybody up.
Rachel: Well that doesn't sound like a very merry Christmas.
Chandler: Who said anything about Christmas?