The One with Ross's New Girlfriend Quotes

Monica and Chandler

Chandler: You said he was going to do my inseam, then he ran his hand up my leg, and then there was definite...!
Ross: What?
Chandler: Cupping.
Joey: That's how they do pants! First they go up one side, they move it over, then they go up the other side, they move it back, and then they do the rear.
[Chandler and Ross stare at him, aghast.]
Joey: What? Ross, will you tell him? Isn't that how a tailor measures pants?
Ross: Yes, yes, it is... in prison!

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Rachel: I mean, isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?!

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Rachel: These are for you. [slowly, clearly] Wel-come to our coun-try!
Julie: [slowly, clearly] Thank you! I'm from… New York.

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