The One with the 'Cuffs Quotes
Phoebe: Yeah, but Monica, do you really want to be in a relationship where you can actually use the phrase "That's not how your dad used to do it"?
• Vote for this Quote! • August 7th, 2007 Monica: How cute is the on-call doctor?
Rachel: So cute I'm thinking of jabbing this pen in my eye.
Chandler: Look, I just think it's time for you to settle down, you know? Make a choice, pick a lane!
Joey: Who's Elaine?
Mr. Treeger: Hey Duck, is Chick here?
Chandler [puzzled]: Yeah... Bunny Rabbit.
Rachel: I will buy and wrap all of your Christmas gifts!
Chandler: No!
Rachel: I'll squeeze you fresh orange juice every morning!
Chandler: With extra pulp!?
Rachel: Yeah!
Chandler: No!
Joanna: Wait, what are you doing?
Chandler: Getting dressed.
Joanna: Why?
Chandler: Well, because when I walk outside naked, people throw garbage at me.
Sophie: Hi! I brought you back a macaroon!
Joanna: Oh, great! I'll keep it in my butt with your nose.
Joey: Hey! We are so in luck! Treeger said we could have all this cool stuff from the basement! Wait right there.
Chandler: Oh, no. I'm paddling away.
[Joey comes back in with folding lawn chairs to finsh off the patio furnature ensamble]
Chandler: Really? We got all this rusty crap for free?
Joey: This and a bunch of bubble wrap, and some of it is not even popped.
[The Chick and the Duck walk in quacking and chirpping]
Chandler: Could we be more white trash?