The One with the Jam Quotes

She's Preggers!

Monica: Joey, take your time with that. That's my last batch.
Joey: No more jam?!
Rachel: Well, what happened to your jam plan?
Monica: I figured out I need to charge seventeen bucks a jar just to break even. So, I've got a new plan now...Babies.
Chandler: Well, your gonna need much bigger jars.

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Chandler: Hey, Joe, I gotta ask. The girl from the Xerox place buck naked [holds up one hand], or, or a big tub of jam. [holds up the other hand]
Joey: Put your hands together

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Ross: You never look. You just answer. It's like a reflex. "Do I look fat?" "No!" "Is she prettier than I am?" "No!" "Does size matter?"
Rachel: "Nooo!"
Ross: And it works both ways.

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