The One with the Lesbian Wedding Quotes

Ordering Pizza

Joey: It just seems so futile, you know? All these women, and nothing. I feel like Superman without my powers, you know? I have the cape, and yet I cannot fly.
Chandler: Well now you understand how I feel every single day, ok? The world is my lesbian wedding.

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Monica: God, this is so hard. I can't decide between lamb or duck.
Chandler: Well, of course, lambs are scarier. Otherwise the movie would've been called Silence of the Ducks.

  • Rating 4.7 / 5Vote for this Quote! • August 6th, 2007


Ross: Oh, hello.
Phoebe: Oh, thanks. I couldn't uh...
Ross: Is everything ok?
Phoebe: Um, no, huh-uh. One of my clients died on the massage table today.
Ross: Oh my god.
Chandler: That's a little more relaxed than you want them to get.

  • Vote for this Quote! • August 6th, 2007


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