The One with the Princess Leia Fantasy Quotes
Ross: Women tell each other everything. Did you know that?
Chandler: Umm, yeah.
Ross: No Chandler, everything! Like stuff you like, stuff she likes, technique, stamina, girth....
Chandler: Girth!? Why, why, why, wh-why, why, why, why would they do this!?
Joey: Look, what do you want me to say?
Chandler: I want you to say that you like her!
Joey: I can't. It's like this chemical thing, you know. Every time she starts laughing, I just wanna… pull my arm off just so that I can have something to throw at her.
Chandler: Thanks for trying. Oh, and by the way, there is no "Count Rushmore"!
Joey: Oh, yeah? Then who's the guy that painted the faces on the mountain?
Phoebe: Uh, see, I-I think the one that Elton John wrote for, um, that guy on Who's the Boss?.
Rachel: What song is that, Pheebs?
Phoebe: Um… [singing to "Tiny Dancer"] "Hold me close, young Tony Danza…"