The One with the Ring Quotes

Chandler Bing

Monica: I know of two sure-fire ways to shut a man up. And one of them is sex.
Rachel: What's the other one?
Monica: I don't know. I've never had to use the other one.

  • Vote for this Quote! • August 8th, 2007


Rachel: I wish I could get him to open up a little bit, share some feelings.
Phoebe: That's easy! You just have to think of him as a-as a jar of pickles that won't open.
Rachel: So what are you saying; I should run him under hot water and bang his head against a table?
Phoebe: No, that's what you do when you want to get the truth out of someone.

  • Vote for this Quote! • August 8th, 2007


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