The One with the Sonogram at the End Quotes
Rachel: I hope you two are very happy, I really do. Uh, oh, and Min — you know, if everything works out, and you guys end up getting married, and having kids, and everything… I just hope they have his old hairline and your old nose!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 5th, 2007 [The gang watches a sonogram of Carol's baby.]
Joey: What are we supposed to be seeing here?
Chandler: I don't know, but… I think it's about to attack the Enterprise.
Phoebe: You know, it's even worse when you're twins.
Rachel: You're a twin?
Phoebe: Oh, yeah. We don't speak. She's like this… high-powered, driven, career type.
Chandler: What does she do?
Phoebe: She's a waitress.
Rachel: I know I had it this morning… I know I had it when I was in the kitchen with…
Chandler: Dinah?
Phoebe: Monica, um, you're scaring me. I mean, you're like, you're like, all chaotic and twirly, you know, and… n-not in a good way.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 5th, 2007 Chandler: I think, for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, y'know? I mean, it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out.
Ross: Yeah, and-and it's not that we don't like the comedian, it's that-that... that's not... why we bought the ticket.
Chandler: You see, the problem is, though, after the concert's over, no matter how great the show was, you girls are always looking for the comedian again. Y'know? I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic... basically, just trying to stay awake.
Rachel: Yeah, well, word of advice: bring back the comedian. Otherwise next time you're gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album alone.
Joey: Are we still talking about sex?