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She's Preggers!

[In the girls' apartment, Chandler is suffering from nicotine withdrawal.]
Monica: Where's Joey?
Chandler: Joey ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him. Do you think that was wrong?

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Chandler: Hey, you know? I've had it with you guys, and your "cancer", and your "emphysema", and your "heart disease." The bottom line is smoking is cool, and you know it!

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Phoebe: It's not mine! I didn't earn it. If I kept it, it would be like stealing!
Rachel: Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping!

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Monica: Loosely translated, "we should do this again" means "you will never see me naked."

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